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Henri Junkkala
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Liittynyt: Ma 10.03.2003 22:07
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Priceless

Viesti Kirjoittaja Henri Junkkala »

Okay so this isn't exactly an MB issue but I figured you guys might enjoy it anyway. I finally got the chance to make a "Priceless" Visa ad of my own, just like the ones that were all over the internet a few years ago.

Kuva
Feel free to spread this one: I can't wait to see the look on my wife's face once she runs into this picture on some fun site :twisted:

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I recently bought my wife a 4x4 van with new Nokia studded winter tires. The car has unbelieveable grip, I drove it round the icy, snowy, really twisty little country roads at 65mph / 100kmh without so much as getting it to slip, not to mention slide. I wouldn't have driven my Merc more than 40mph trough most of these turns.

Come last week: I drove my Merc to work on very very bad summer tires (I finally got around to ordering new Continentals after nearly two months of winter, but they haven't arrived yet) and noticed it was quite slippery, I had to slow down from 70mph to 40mph and really concentrate on driving.

Just one hour after that my wife drives on the very same slippery spot on this mile long straight part of the road, manages to lose control of the car at 35mph, slams on the brakes and becomes a passenger of her car which hits the ditch while going sideways, flips 180 degrees and then slams on its drivers side.

Luckily my wife and kids were unhurt but the van resembles a banana at some parts.... Well, she didn't even manage to break a single window so all I need to do is hammer it back to a remotely Mazda -shaped object again. I think I'll paint it matte black with humongous Maltese Crosses on the sides
:-D Beat-up Biker rat-van :-)

Henkka
"My hog is always so dirty everyone thinks its a ratbike"
" How the f#¤% do you crash a 4x4 on a straight road????"

2009 Mercedes-Benz Atego 816 robottivaihteistolla ja ilmajousilla
2003 Mercedes-Benz 209.316 C209 CLK 270 CDI, 2D HT Coupé, 722.640 automaatti, lähes "Vollausstattung"
1993 Mercedes-Benz 124.106 VF124 E250D Lang , Italiassa rakennetusta 5-ovisesta ruumisautosta tehty 5,7 metrinen camokuvioinen paku, superturboprojekti työn alla
1994 Cadillac Fleetwood Eureka 6-door Limousine, 5,7L LT-1 V8, 4L60E automatic, 14-bolt GM diff
1995 Harley-Davidson XLHF 1210 "Fatster" custom build

EX-W123,2xC123,W124,S124,2xW201,W140 jne jne

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Mauri H.
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Liittynyt: Ke 12.03.2003 13:04
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Viesti Kirjoittaja Mauri H. »

Never a dull moment when living near Henkka :lol:
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Daaz
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Liittynyt: Ti 25.11.2003 19:20
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Viesti Kirjoittaja Daaz »

So sorry!

Maybe there were some funny noises from the exhaust, and the misses just wanted to put the car in an angle in which you could effortlessly check the muffler?

-Daaz
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mygreen300d
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Liittynyt: Ma 03.01.2005 01:27

Viesti Kirjoittaja mygreen300d »

Sorry to be a bother, but those ads are made by Mastercard. LOL still funny.
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Ylläpito
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Liittynyt: Ti 11.03.2003 00:59

Viesti Kirjoittaja Ylläpito »

mygreen300d kirjoitti:Sorry to be a bother, but those ads are made by Mastercard. LOL still funny.
Oh yeah, my bad.

Now the doggone Mazda is being repaired for about the same $ as it is worth, the cylinder head is cracked in about 5 places and unrepairable. Once again I have promised myself not to buy JApanese cars ever again.

Maybe the W123 280C Hotrod that I'm buying this weekend will soothe my pain.

Henkka
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